{"id":239,"date":"2009-03-12T10:30:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T15:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?p=239"},"modified":"2009-03-12T10:36:57","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T15:36:57","slug":"all-hail-the-new-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"All Hail the new Book!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This parody expresses how I feel about gadgets trying to convince us that they&#8217;re not gadgets for gadget&#8217;s sake, but an innovation. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2009\/3\/9\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.penny-arcade.com\/images\/2009\/20090309.jpg?w=1190\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry- a book is a book. It&#8217;s words, on paper, meant to be read. A book in any other form isn&#8217;t a book. It&#8217;s something&#8230;else. An audio-book? Not a book. It&#8217;s a radio play. 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