{"id":142,"date":"2008-04-23T14:11:36","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T19:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?p=142"},"modified":"2008-04-23T14:11:36","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T19:11:36","slug":"parody-of-abc-democratic-debates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Parody of ABC Democratic Debates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ABC SHITHEAD: Senator Obama, are you a racist elitist Marxist who hates the flag?<br \/>\nOBAMA: No, and what does that have to do with anything?<br \/>\nCLINTON: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not saying that Obama is a racist elitist Marxist or anything, but boy, doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t he sound like a racist elitist Marxist?<br \/>\nABC SHITHEAD: Answer the question, Senator. Which are you? Racist, elitist, or Marxist?<br \/>\nOBAMA: You realize this is retarded, right?<br \/>\nABC SHITHEAD: But you didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t answer the question.<br \/>\nOBAMA: It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a stupid question. You know it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a stupid question.<br \/>\nCLINTON: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not saying we shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be discussing actual policy issues, but wow, how about all the bad people Obama has met at one point or another?<br \/>\nOBAMA: This is idiotic.<br \/>\nABC SHITHEAD: Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s move on. Senator Clinton, I note since we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve spent so much time discussing Senator Obama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ties to terrorism and how he hates America that you haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t had nearly as much chance to talk as he has. Would you like to make up that difference in the policy section later?<br \/>\nCLINTON: Yes, please. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m all about the issues.<\/p>\n<p>I found this on another blog that is quite entertaining <a href=\"http:\/\/mightygodking.com\/index.php\/2008\/04\/16\/im-not-saying-im-just-saying\/\">HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ABC SHITHEAD: Senator Obama, are you a racist elitist Marxist who hates the flag? OBAMA: No, and what does that have to do with anything? CLINTON: I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not saying that Obama is a racist elitist &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p32FB4-2i","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":279,"url":"https:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?p=279","url_meta":{"origin":142,"position":0},"title":"Obama Dismisses Legalization of Marijuana","author":"Matt","date":"March 31, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Even though the #1 question raised (out of 3.5 million people) on the internet for the President during a \"town hall\" meeting was about the need to legalize marijuana, President Obama dismissed the idea, insinuating that the question \"...says something about the online audience.\" Come on Mr. Obama, don't go\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Miscellaneous&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Miscellaneous","link":"https:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":371,"url":"https:\/\/www.pressleypress.com\/blog\/?p=371","url_meta":{"origin":142,"position":1},"title":"Do Record Labels Matter?","author":"Matt","date":"July 6, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"All Songs Considered ponders this question in their current Podcast. 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