Eragon = Star Wars<\/p>\n
Like, for reals. Not for play play. It’s like totally Star Wars. Like, scene for scene almost. Just replace Eragon with Luke Skywalker, Jeremy Iron’s character with ObiWan, and just about every other character and plot device with its Star Wars counter part, and you get Star Wars with a Dragon! That’s like… lame!<\/p>\n
1 out of 5 stars<\/p>\n
(I don’t know why I wanted to write this like an illiterate teenager wrote it. Maybe it has something to do with the author of Eragon.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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