I’m an idiot. While goofing around on Saturday, I decided to do a comedic jump through the air in the living room to make Chrissy laugh, and when I did, I accidentally full-force kicked the ottoman. In doing so, I broke my 2 littlest toes on my left foot. They’re now a great swollen shade of purple. Awesome. You gotta love walking with a limp because you’re an idiot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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